10. You are not a kook

9. Take pride in what you ride ( support US. manufactures )

8. Pop outs and mopeds are all fun ( until your friends see you on one )

7. You can polish a hunk of junk, but in the end, you still have a shiny hunk of junk

6. Why support corporations run by people who don't surf

5. Our economy sucks, buy American ( your job could be next )

4. One size does not fit all

3. Kelly Slater doesn't ride one

2. As far as I know none of their shapers machines have won the " Tribute to the Masters " shape-off two years in a row

1. Friends don't let friends ride China boards